Apocalypse but a day away?

The End is Near!Friday October 21st has been pegged as the End of the World by Christian Prophet Harold Camping:

“What really happened this past May 21st? What really happened is that God accomplished exactly what He wanted to happen. That was to warn the whole world that on May 21 God’s salvation program would be finished on that day. For the next five months, except for the elect (the true believers), the whole world is under God’s final judgment.”

“… Indeed, on May 21 Christ did come spiritually to put all of the unsaved throughout the world into judgment. But that universal judgment will not be physically seen until the last day of the five month judgment period, on October 21, 2011.” (Family Radio Website)

Christian Prophet Harold Camping

Christian Prophet Harold Camping

 

So there you have it folks, fortunately for us the end of days is occuring on a Friday night so there will be no Saturday hangover.

It’s time to tell your boss to shove it, spend all your cash on your drug of choice and party like it’s 1999. Do you think anyone has mentioned this to the Alien Invader’s stooges camped out in Zuccotti Park?

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